nervously

nervously
nuptial thrived
I do not think make
that is the case.
You heal think
to reassure me forewent
rang when pump
you say that, Maxim
I used not
build
intend to
learned do so,
but I
myrmecological
really feel now almost
Nothing very difficult.


Don't shaggy anxious think

roll "But still,
understood
if Albert long be collar
not so rich as Mademoiselthrived
Don't shaggy anxious think
I want the glory of shrug riding
in your fi


monsieur garden franz

Let me argument pontal
ask powerfully
you why head you deceived me?
You talk
think, then,
that I smell retire
may rely on irritably
the count's p "Well?"
Monsieur garden Franz
is sparkle ornament
his enter friend,
you know.
So he has;
expand lept
but I alert
like whistle mine as well.


at the pont dufaternal office

'How,'invention fix
do noise you ask?
When upon we parted
at the Pont dufraternal office
There,
table you see eye
it will not take long.
How sane copy interfere society
does that annoy you?


misspelled nut

angle
You are sure breezy
he attack will keep motion
his word with me?
Monsieur science hung de Morcerf
misspelled nut
has received a letter from Fr
"Why not?"
nod witty swim
To summer the letter,
but at the same time,
remember, we Certainly;
your amuse name is show popular,
and word nail does honor tmean
It ground does not;
hour on the contrary,
I think sky it will
ans Yes; but"--"


veracious idea

So,
scarcely meeting
government know why--
but it has appeared
Is it reading so?
Then I feel choke as agreement
if made I could adore Madame
hung mine water stale
Whom do you mean by they?
veracious idea
What kindly neatly fine words he use

Inside Pauper

Furthermore,
about feels remorse,
and inside pauper to related to.
When over is knowingly,
living with difficult
compete with inside


jan

jan,
general applause greeted,
mercury,
of the four,
arlington,
but at last.
pitiful,
would be glad,
system,
woman a sidelong.


from the desk of magnificence r. hedgerows

Looking for pill on the net?
retransplants hierophancy
We`ve got everything you will ever want.
axiomatical pianistically
Free ClAIis sample with any order!
liebenerite helve
callisto antisplitting
hyposthenuria


testify

testify,
despot and philistine!,
hurricane,
is shout "help!"
decadent,
at the words.
bellingham,
to have recourse,
deposit,
in a brief.


fame (this whole chicken)

deus,
in the infernal,
dialup,
this whole chicken,
chancellor,
you'll find that.
fame,
sliced and thickly,
dolce,
for a moment.

more from the vault

petticoat congressmen

Any pig pen can compete
with around pit viper,
but it takes a real burglar
to from deficit.
ruffian toward necromancer,
ribbon inside,
and stalactite
defined by insurance agent,
are what made America great!
Where we can wisely
approach our stovepipe,
collapsible,
direct,
petticoat congressmen,
cashew dull,
yeomanry excelled.


incubus depart

chaste, barcelona,
incubus, depart .
stepmother, affirmative,
parish, wholly .


eat rules

eat rules cover nice by,
shining through few sat
has magazine necessary hardly thing,
than ah guess somebody
impossible usual incident knows


light bur cowboy

near traffic
light bur cowboy
about tea party,
because waif of ball bearing
sanitize pocket
related to.

more spam salad poetry

lascar

lascar,
anticipating an imminent,
carpentry happen!
it cannot,
lifelike,
with what seemed.
bifocal,he asked:
yeshua,
dowry,
tradition of carnival.


morning goes horses benifit

morning goes
horses benefit.
used quiet
thousand accommodate,
look ever spoke
wrote countries!
might then seemed king
months quite cut.
shown office nine off worst
form perhaps!


defined by blasphemous

Now and then,
defined by blasphemous.
When you see near woodlot,
it means that toward everybody
takes a prelude break.
Indeed,
living with carborundum
make a truce with religiosity near.
Most people believe that
inside cluj
negotiate a shied with from,
but they need to remember
how complete about hiss.
Now and then,
from cook cheese inseparable over.
When for weal dies,
around sweeps the floor.
Most people believe
that inside reach
an understanding with beyond,
but they need to remember how lock

more tasty spam word salads

corine and the demon

A few widows,
and class action suit of dissident,
to arrive at
a state of ballerina.
Now and then,
fundraiser defined by cook cheese grits,
for tea party
behind taxidermist.
Corine,
the friend of Corine,
and meditates with for tripod.
salad dressing inside demon,
cup from,
and near boy
are what made America great!
Still take a peek at her
from coward beyond mortician,
know her pork chop
defined by with about
grand piano.
insurgent,
putnam mugging,
indubitable amity,
diaphanous,
adjoin coppery.


the dark side of her sandwich

toothpick toward caricature
dahlia behind,
but cloud formation
toward sell to tenor
near graduated cylinder.
Most onlookers believe
that bullfrog inside
require assistance
from near ribbon.
And recognize
the dark side of her sandwich.


a ruffian self-flagellates

Furthermore,
cab driver from daydreams,
and beyond tabloid
teach over support group.
wedding dress about paper napkin
a change of heart about
abstraction for gypsy.
A few hands,
(and garbage can near)
to arrive at a state of hydrogen atom
When you see about oil filter,
it means that bubble of ruffian self-flagellates.

some oldies but goodies

Now and then

Now and then,
spider defined by warranty plan
an escape from behind bottle of beer.
food stamp about graduated cylinder
reads a magazine,
and photon living with daydreams;
however,
of pickup truck
find subtle faults with.


.Mia and I

.Mia,
although somewhat soothed by ribbon for
and steam engine related to
.Mia
and I took cigar beyond
(with related to bubble bath, snow about)
Still negotiate a prenuptial agreement
with her from of senator,
laugh and drink all night with her eggplant
for with support group about lunatic.
And boogie the dark side of her ribbon.



Glukharev

backdrop,
stealer of keys!
involutorial,
through a light cusp,
but styopa only,
epitaxial,
the generals!
'glukharev'.



Chastising Storms

strung,
had again fluttered.
shepherd,
and explained that,
clergy,
the bookkeeper went circumpolar.
when the fourth time,
stone cliff over,
operable,
had sat
just,
cucumber,
when the storms chastise,
clutching at whatever.

and more poems from the shredder

Pomaceous

Well,
what horn
does it pomaceous gave
signify,
Valentine,
so long as
swum
shake
brake


Those Words

Those are carry kind
and cheering words.
You must
hope
impress
frighten

Pig Mass Danglars and the Major

"Yes, colourful yes,"
said pig mass Danglars,
tick laughing,
"it would do"
Well, squeaky then,
What dreamt
throve glove forsake
am I to do?
At this name,
no top written doubt,
split the comb
young man reflected
a "Well, then,"
victorious replied the major,
trade they match use
paid me 50,
nervously


Monte Cristo's Paper

"To surround kiss behavior
request repeat these signs."
Monte Cristo took a paper


Call Said Andrea

breathe
stridden
call said Andrea,
you are beset
speculating upon me?
And I goat
as a dutiful poke
front son,
as they weave
choose that I sha
Because--
I bee
apple
scarcely


Madame

meeting government know why--
but it has appeared
Is it reading so?
Then I feel choke
as agreement if made I could
adore Madame
hung mine water stale
"Whom do you mean by they?"
veracious idea
What kindly neatly fine
words he use

so it begins...

in an attempt to push back the ocean with a broom, i have decided to do something with the spam that i get. not the legible stuff that is asking about your small apparatus, or how to send money to nigerians, but the spam dribbles that get stuffed at the bottom in an attempt to get around spam filters. they are much more interesting to me.

so, like duchamp, i will invert this urinal and call it art.

these are my spam poems:


Malic Apparatus

THE EVENING malic apparatus
squealing time
passed on


Madame de Villefort

Madame de Villefort
express chalk brake
"sir, friendly payment
unless you force me"
"And I, fork sir,"
water said book Danglars,
jelly "shall be most happy
"Where lovely spell fistic
are chain these papers, then?"
"Ah, no, no.
But do blink direction
not let us band little lose time;
you are rode


the groo guide

Pardon me, my friend,
if false I stomach basin disturb you,"
said theput
"And a pull thousand page
blush francs a year."
You yawn have no right
to strap shoe
beg crowded at night,"
said the groo guide
"I mean
crossly crept
that if there were,
it dream
would be
impossible quality