some oldies but goodies

Now and then

Now and then,
spider defined by warranty plan
an escape from behind bottle of beer.
food stamp about graduated cylinder
reads a magazine,
and photon living with daydreams;
however,
of pickup truck
find subtle faults with.


.Mia and I

.Mia,
although somewhat soothed by ribbon for
and steam engine related to
.Mia
and I took cigar beyond
(with related to bubble bath, snow about)
Still negotiate a prenuptial agreement
with her from of senator,
laugh and drink all night with her eggplant
for with support group about lunatic.
And boogie the dark side of her ribbon.



Glukharev

backdrop,
stealer of keys!
involutorial,
through a light cusp,
but styopa only,
epitaxial,
the generals!
'glukharev'.



Chastising Storms

strung,
had again fluttered.
shepherd,
and explained that,
clergy,
the bookkeeper went circumpolar.
when the fourth time,
stone cliff over,
operable,
had sat
just,
cucumber,
when the storms chastise,
clutching at whatever.

and more poems from the shredder

Pomaceous

Well,
what horn
does it pomaceous gave
signify,
Valentine,
so long as
swum
shake
brake


Those Words

Those are carry kind
and cheering words.
You must
hope
impress
frighten

Pig Mass Danglars and the Major

"Yes, colourful yes,"
said pig mass Danglars,
tick laughing,
"it would do"
Well, squeaky then,
What dreamt
throve glove forsake
am I to do?
At this name,
no top written doubt,
split the comb
young man reflected
a "Well, then,"
victorious replied the major,
trade they match use
paid me 50,
nervously


Monte Cristo's Paper

"To surround kiss behavior
request repeat these signs."
Monte Cristo took a paper


Call Said Andrea

breathe
stridden
call said Andrea,
you are beset
speculating upon me?
And I goat
as a dutiful poke
front son,
as they weave
choose that I sha
Because--
I bee
apple
scarcely


Madame

meeting government know why--
but it has appeared
Is it reading so?
Then I feel choke
as agreement if made I could
adore Madame
hung mine water stale
"Whom do you mean by they?"
veracious idea
What kindly neatly fine
words he use

so it begins...

in an attempt to push back the ocean with a broom, i have decided to do something with the spam that i get. not the legible stuff that is asking about your small apparatus, or how to send money to nigerians, but the spam dribbles that get stuffed at the bottom in an attempt to get around spam filters. they are much more interesting to me.

so, like duchamp, i will invert this urinal and call it art.

these are my spam poems:


Malic Apparatus

THE EVENING malic apparatus
squealing time
passed on


Madame de Villefort

Madame de Villefort
express chalk brake
"sir, friendly payment
unless you force me"
"And I, fork sir,"
water said book Danglars,
jelly "shall be most happy
"Where lovely spell fistic
are chain these papers, then?"
"Ah, no, no.
But do blink direction
not let us band little lose time;
you are rode


the groo guide

Pardon me, my friend,
if false I stomach basin disturb you,"
said theput
"And a pull thousand page
blush francs a year."
You yawn have no right
to strap shoe
beg crowded at night,"
said the groo guide
"I mean
crossly crept
that if there were,
it dream
would be
impossible quality